Friday, July 27, 2007

The Quick and the Undead (2006)


Director: Gerald Nott

Writer: Gerald Nott

Tagline: Never go inside.

Actors: Clint Glenn, Dion Day, Nicola Giacobbe, Erin McCarthy, Parrish Randall

Runtime: 1h 30m

Category: Western, Zombie

Synopsis: Eighty-Some years after a viral outbreak two-thirds of Earth's population turned into the walking dead. The only hope for mankind is the tenacity of Bounty Hunters. One Bounty Hunter, Ryn, is a survivor of multiple zombie attacks and has figured out a way to keep the infection from taking over his body. This ability has allowed him to become, pretty much, immune to death. On a quest to recapture a stolen bounty he winds up where he never wanted to be...inside. As he and his rivals fight for their lives inside a building, he winds up being the only survivor. Reclaiming his bounty, he prepares for the fight FOR his life!

Review: Where do I start...? Apart from a low budget, bad effects, bad acting, horrible script, and a plagiarized main character, this movie was great! Ha! Ha! This movie SUCKED!!! The only thing I liked about the movie was the concept. The whole bounty hunter idea was good and the idea of someone beating the infection and becoming almost immune to death was awesome. Kind of like Blade, only with zombies...a zombie hybrid...or something like that. I think given a bigger budget, better actors, and a WAY better script, this flick could have been fantastic.

Rating: 8. The only reason I even rated it that high was because I liked the concept so much. It was just awful. If you are bored and you have nothing else to do...DO NOT rent this movie. If you even think about renting it, take a spoon and shove it up your own ass. If you want to hurt that bad...do it to yourself. (8of25).

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