Friday, July 27, 2007

Hillside Cannibals (2006)


Director: Leigh Slawner

Writer: Steve Bevilacqua

Tagline: For 400 years they’ve hunted one animal only…Man.

Actors: Vaz Andreas, Amanda Barton, Heather Conforto, Katayoun Dara, Thomas Downey, Louis Graham, Ella Holden, Justin Jones, Tom Nagel

Runtime: 1h 23m

Category: Cannibal, Mountain-Men, Slasher, Torture

Synopsis: Five friends go into the hills of the desert for some camping and spelunking. On the first night they get attacked by a group of cannibals who take them captive. Now they must fight to get away…or be eaten.

Review: How dare you! This is an extremely poor “cash-in” of The Hills Have Eyes (2006). The acting was bad, the story and plot were ripped off, and the gore was elementary. Not much more to say.

Rating: Seeing as how this was a rip-off, I have to rate it very low…8. I don’t rate it too low because obviously some people thought it good enough to put out in video stores for us consumers to be duped into renting…I was. It was a bad rip-off and these people should be ashamed of themselves. If you’re gonna do a rip-off, at least try to make it bloody, even if that’s all you got. (8of25).

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